"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
Lux [00:14]: wth we have teemo going top?
Mordekaiser [00:22]: i have faith in you teemo
Mordekaiser [00:29]: maybe hes a secret pro, give him a chance
Teemo [00:35]: alguno abla español
Mordekaiser [00:40]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Thanks to thewellofmimir for the quote!)
X-ray of a meat grinder injury to the arm and hand
"not sure if this arm is broken or not, lets get an x-ray so we can assess the dam-OH MY GOD"
LEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLA
FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME
SHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.
YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????
GO. READ IT. IT’LL TAKE YOU BARELY AN HOUR AT MOST.
A future Mister Ghost’s Highly Enviable Monthly Parcel of Simple Yet Amazing Wonderments will be dedicated to Carmilla. Precise timing has not been established, but we can promise it will happen in the next 12 months.
I have read this story, and it’s pretty cool!
Today’s Inktober is Yugo from Wakfu. I LOVE this show and I spent all day playing the game. It’s fun. I love doing dynamic poses, btw.